(I answer phone)
Me - Hello?
You - Hi Sam?
Me - Yes.
You - Hey I just saw your latest Sunday Scribbling.
Me - Yeah?
You - You do know you allready did that joke right?
Me - Really?
You - Yeah, a couple of months back you did the same joke instead of Corndog it was Hotdog.
Me - Well…it’s not really the same joke is it?
You - Well, it’s the same structure but with different wording.
Me - Well this one looks nicer right?
You - Yes, but that’s not the point. The point is you already did this joke. It just seems like you really only have about 5…maybe 6 ideas.
Me - Well, I’m sorry you feel that way.
You - Well that’s ok. I know it’s tough and you do this for nothing but I do think that…wait…where did all these spiders come from?
Me - What?
You - OH GOD! THEY’RE CRAWLING EVERYWHER! THEY’RE IN MY EYES! THEY’RE IN MY EYES!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!
Me - Ha, Surprise! I control the spiders!
(hang up phone)
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